Watch out Steve Penk!!! Kate from Big Brother 3 (otherwise known as my personality-lacking nemesis) is TAKING OVER Steves late night show whilst Steve is “on holiday”. Will the prescence of Kate spark new life into the dire world of commercial radio or is it just another step to the depression of any right-minded individual?

We saw an ice-cream van at the weekend that nearly sounded like Steve Penk. That was FUNNY! What amusing jokes can you have with Kate Lawler?! Rubbish name. I suggest a name change before her next attempt at retaining any kind of post-BB3 fame.

Yer frequency to avoid is 95.8.