Average: 5.67 Controversy: 2.35
JM: Nuts and bolts churning around in a tumbledryer. Great. 8
DS: I like Smog. I like the way he sings out the corner of his mouth, face all twisted up. 7
AT: Horrible rasping Bowie impression – sounds like it could have been recorded at any time since 1970. 6
MA: Destined for dialogue scenes in This Life wannabes. So not entirely useless: 5
PB: Some grandads playing “Brimful Of Asha” and not getting past the first verse. 4
IS: It sticks in your head and you have to chew your way through it. 2