“These people have no televisual persona, do they? They just should not be on television!” A Quiz: a) Who said that? b) About whom? c) On which programme last night? Answers in the comments box please. All shall be revealed later today[…]
PRESENTERATOR Did you miss it? No? Alright then… #3: RISHI “I’ll definitely be watching that” PERSAD Rishi Persad was introduced into the BBC’s horse racing team at some point last year. Ever since, he’s been a som[…]
PRESENTERATOR an occasional series rating the modern British television presenting animal out of 10 #2: “The Curious Case Of” SUZI PERRY Suzi Perry, for the unfamiliar, is first and foremost the presenter of the Moto GP (i.e. big fuck-off[…]
PRESENTERATOR a new semi-regular thing rating the television presenters of current-day Britain #1: MIKE “Weapons That Made Britain” LOADES Mike Loades, according to a brief and slightly half-arsed Googling wot I just done, is a fight chor[…]
The Indycars on Channel 5 are, in one way, ideal viewing at about half-one in the morning. The commentators are unfailingly dull , and the action (My brother: “So basically all they do is keep turning left?”) gets squished into forty minu[…]
WA-MUTHA-FUCKIN’-HEY!!! TIM KASH IS GONE!!! Obviously the show’ll still be a fetid crock of shit and will still feature that horrific voiceover woman (and James effing Cannon), but… WA-MUTHA-FUCKIN’-HEY!!![…]
The Square Table Speaks, The World Listens (sort of) A bit of the video for ‘Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy’ was briefly aired on the news segment of CD:UK yesterday. Course, CD:UK’s track record at breaking North American artists isn&[…]
Go to bed, Mr Swygart It’s bizarre what manner of shit the crap-telly-enthusiast can persuade themselves to stay up and watch, sometimes. Last night, for instance, it got to about quarter to two. I found myself sat in front of ever-dire cop ser[…]
THE THRILLS – Not For All The Love In The World Theh AWL SOWNDID THUH SAY-EEEEEEMMM… yes, last year The Thrills really were the runts of the litter, weren’t they? Incessantly pushed by Radio 1’s New Sound Of Not Quite Able To […]