Posts from 9th January 2015

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Jan 15

The Freaky Trigger Readers’ Poll 2014: #30-#21

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tasmin“Hi everyone, I’m Tasmin Archer. You may remember me from The Harry Hill Show on TV’s Channel 4, where following a freak accident that NASA have banned me from talking about, I died and was reincarnated as a badger, and was forced to parade up and down for the entertainment of the masses on a weekly basis. How I escaped from my mustelid destiny and returned to Sunderland in human form will remain a secret I shall take to my next grave. Just know this: I can never look Gareth Southgate in the eye again.”

Lovely to hear from you Tasmin. On to the next part of the countdown!