Olympic Avoidance Log 2008: Day 5: Go China

So it may be premature, but I reckon that I may be getting into a groove with avoiding this Olympics. The key point is to AVOID THE TELEVISION. And luckily the TV has helped me out by scheduling TV programmes I really don’t want to see near the Olympics. So I have no real desire to see Spooks: Code Nine*, and of all the CSI’s to premier in the summer, CSI: Ginger (aka - we only do one case because we are too thick to solve two). No TV has made it easy for me. … read on …

Critics Lobby For More Mummy Sequels

Most of the reviews of The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor said it was rubbish but gave it more than one star. Why is this? Clearly because this mummy movie does their work for them. The review takes about two minutes to write - as I will demonstrate using the points below that all of the reviews have mentioned.

-It’s a threequel. Threequels are nearly always rubbish, especially when the first sequel was rubbish, which was certainly the case with The Mummy Returns. Therefore the critic can use phrases like “Uncalled for second sequel” and “Law of diminishing returns”, and if they are really keen bemoan the state of Hollywood for making unwanted sequels. … read on …

ROD STEWART - “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?”

HAHAHA “Do ya think I’m sexy?” heh heh well the answer to that Rod is…..

NO!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

It’s the gag no pop show talking head can resist, but the title line doesn’t actually show up in this admittedly odd record, and Rod isn’t singing about himself. … read on …