Posts from 12th July 2006

Jul 06

Britain’s best sausage…

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… and I have eaten it! Hooray!

I discovered a week or so ago that my employer is good friends with a Sussex butcher, who has the honour of being twice voted Britain’s Champion Sausage-Maker. Obviously it took no deliberation whatsoever before I put an order in. A cursory glance at the menu reveals all sorts of delights, including Thai Chicken, Tomato and Basil and Apricot and Pork. Being a traditional sort, I immediately went for the traditionaly Sussex Village option. Because


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PIRATES 2! OMG!!1eleven
Bert Pitt! That lady. Ornaldo Bloomps! Bill Nighy! With a squid for a face!

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Digital puppies! It’s live Civ for girls!

“giant demon duck of doom”

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surely no reputable scientists would name a fossil JUST SO AS TO DRAW MEDIA ATTENTION to their work?

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Come and Get It – Rachel Stevens
Mysteriously unsuccessful album of the year 2005

Not very ago, at a stadium really quite close by

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Everton have a player called Dax Hoogerwerf who is from Blackpool. Meanwhile, in a cantina bar somewhere in a galaxy far far away, an old Jedi and his apprentice try and strike a deal with a space pirate called Jimmy Armfield.

down down to sukrat town

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why does the FT category up there still read “POP” eh? if this ANGERS you here is a community who will turn yr skin into lovely crackling in an instant help you vent yr human all too human RAGE in the form of EPIC PROG ROCK-ESQUE DEBATE

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Not Going To Bed

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Andrew WK is back, Back, BACK!!

 Are we ready to go to sleep??


We’re not going to bed! We’re never gonna go to bed!

Horrifying images of rammed basements and crowdsurfing spring to mind, nose-bleeds from jumping about and that’s not even to MENTION the RSI from repeated PLONKING ROCK KEYBOARD RIFFS! Ow my finger hurts! But I’m not going to bed! NO WAY! Send that ambulance away damn you (you SWINES)! It’s call and response time:

Are you gonna fall asleep at the table? I’m NOT! Are you gonna fall asleep watching cable?? I’m NOT!

And that’s NOT just because I’ve only got a freeview box! Yeah!! Let’s stay up all night! I’ve just realised – Andrew WK is just a cooler Rik from the Young Ones with a rockin’ guitar int it? Anyway! Yeah! ROCK! I’m going to rock all the way to the kitchen!! And then I’m going to make myself a cup of tea… with TWO TEABAGS!!! YEAH!

*flicks the vees*

permutational summer bake feast

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Shorter ingredients = any permutation of the below (TOMS ALONE perhaps a bit dull)
Shorter method = chop then cook

[update: this is PARTICULARLY excellent because you can do a DIFFT VARIANT every night for days on end w/o gettin bored or havin disasters — it suits the sluggish or TV-drawn]


Tape Baby Art

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storker project (look under the nature and street links at the top of the page as well)