Posts from 2nd November 2005

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Nov 05

HOW LONG OH LORD TILL THE VOMITARIUM GAG er JOKE, HOW LONG?

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“Forgive me, my lords, it is my fault for mixing politics with wine. More tench, perhaps? Dormouse?”

I just turned on BBC2’s big-budget swank history drama ROME: this wz the first sentence I heard.

(ps it is v.instructive watching it while flickin over periodically to attack of the clones as they are TOTALLY the SAME)

“OK I work in investment banking but I used to read THE FACE in the 80s…

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… so I realise that having to deal w.yr recently deceased mother’s stocks and bonds seems a bit alien to you — therefore to make you feel more at home, here is a corporate newsletter dollied up as a FUNKY LIFESTYLE MAG!! The main topic is ‘DIVIDENDS: the ALLURING FRUITS OF INVESTMENT’ so we used a nice cover photo of some blackberries!! DO YOU SEE? ‘Fruit’??! It is a pun bcz we are all carefree clubland magazine-readin bandidos, we are, as you can tell from the little byline pictures of US!”

“We would like to receive your feedback on [LUDICROUS FAUX-SNAPPY NAME]”
Hmmm, actually [LUDICROUS FAUX-SNAPPY NAME] I suspect you would NOT!!

In other wasting-the-planet news, the snows of Kilimanjaro are no more: