I have had many e-mails from people trying to find out where I have been over the last couple of months. Well it is a strange tale, and stranger than even the one of the Topographic Oceans that Yes punted out to their fans in the seventies to see if […]

WHOOPS THERE GOES ANOTHER RESOLUTION KER-PLOP
My anti-resolution stance was further strengthened by near catastrophe. As mooted last week my primary resolution was the semi-facetious call to not fart in public places. After scientific study suggested[…]

SPRING-CLEANING MY HEAD:
My second-most catastrophic trait as a journalist – after my mild phonephobia (=semi-unable to interview ppl or hustle editors!!) – is that i am totally allergic to the buzz of the NOW! I have endless subconsciou[…]

Sometimes you really do have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.
White Noise. Shite Noise more like.
(I really cannot be arsed to delve deeply into a review of this exceedingly flawed movie, which, passim last weeks comments, is the longest de[…]

Football eh? Bloody hell…[…]