20 May 2004

FT Top 100 Films 100: CITIZEN KANE

See. That’s how different this list is. Perhaps the nominee thought we were doing the list in a different order. Perhaps, as first picker they had not realised exactly how different this list could be. Maybe they were dazzled by the canon. Whatever. The Sight & Sound number one comes in at 100.

And you know. Its not a bad film. If nothing else it is nice to see Orson Welles before he went to fat. It is nice to see him before the can’t do attitude of the Hollywood machine spat him out. And in the end Citizen Kane is probably the best film about a sledge ever written. (Yes, yes Cool Runnings is good, but that is a Bobsleigh.)

The suggestion that Citizen Kane invented moden cinema is a much harder pill to swallow. Yes it is zingy, and carries its newsreel trappings beyond the pastiche intro. But it can still feel stagey in places, and from the tracking shots to the deep focus shots you can find an antecedent. The myth is probably bigger than the movie, which is apt for a film about a man whose myth is bigger than he is. Though admittedly not as big as he will get when he sinks into pie eating depression after the Magnificent Ambersons gets butchered. 100 seems about right for a film which at the end of the day is about a man who gave his sledge a name. Think ‘pon it – did your bike have a name?


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Big shout out

Big shout out to the St Louis Zoo, whose marketing manager saw our front page capybara and sent me details of theirs. Awww. However the capy’s days as our cover star are numbered – we need a new animal, suggestions are welcome, or it might just end up being one of my rabbits again.


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TANYA’S ROUND OF RUBBISH Tina Turner –

TANYA’S ROUND OF RUBBISH
Tina Turner – Simply The Best

Now you may not instantly consider Tina Turner a natural bitter drinker, but if you consider a few pertinent facts you will agree that actually the Best she is refering to in this song is almost certainly that made by Courage.

a) She walks like she is pissed. Sticking her arse out to all and sundry and teeter-tottering wherever she goes.
b) She dances like she is pissed. Really no debate there.
c) Here hair. Has her hair be immaculately coiffured by a top stylist? Or has she run her fingers through it with a bit of water, and turned the nozzle on the toilets hand drier up for a bit of quick lavvie blow dry action.
d) Her peers are the old grannies supping Mackeson Stout down at the Dog And Duck, just for the iron dearie. And as an old American lady concerned about her health she needs to get her diatry supplements wherever she can.


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