A million is an overrated number. We should start counting site hits in BINARY! YES! Binary Sitemeter! Wanted now!
FT HITS: 111010101010101001011100000111010101100101010101010011 etc etc.
Las Ketchup eh? I’ve got to respect them for making an a[…]

I often ask myself that too. Especially on “Adult nite” (Thursday),
which is like a singles bar — except that there’s no booze allowed and they play too much Motley Crue and everyone’s on quads (old-skool rollerskates, n[…]

Why I Listen To Bob
At school, we lived in ‘Chambers’ during the day, around a dozen boys to a room, each with a wooden cubicle around a communal kitchen and fire. This sounds Medieval because it was Medieval. (more…)[…]

Million Hit March: at some point today, at around half four I’d guess, Freaky Trigger got its millionth hit (as counted by Site Meter plus the handful I’d got prior to using them). It was probably some punka sniping at Jess’ article[…]

Virgin denies ‘racism’ jibe after axing rap: “Does anyone still not like hip-hop and R&B”, I asked on ILM last week. Here’s one answer. The ‘racism’ stuff is playing into Virgin’s hands though.[…]

RICK WAKEMAN’S 1975 FOLLOW-UP PROJECT
How do you follow The Six Wives Of Henry The Eighth and King Arthur And The Nights Of The Round Table On Ice. Well this is a sorry tale and one which explains his scraggly beard and red faced gait. Rick Wak[…]

Scroll down a bit to “Great moments in rock critic bluffing Part 2” and you’ll see M.Matos’ fine dissection of one Robert B. Ray’s theories of “critical overcomprehension” – which summarises as: critics[…]

How to ruin Ryan Adams’ day – and get your money back![…]

Send In The Clowns: fifty versions of this fine song reviewed, one by one. (So far Van Morrison and Stan Kenton). I was/am actually planning to do a similar piece with another song so I hope Mike won’t think I’m bitin’ his ideas![…]

AVRIL LAVIGNE – “Sk8er Boi”
First seven seconds: pretty much perfect. That’s handy if you’re on a slow dial-up, plus it means you can imagine what the rest of the song is like. It is kind of what you’re imagining b[…]