Archives – 2002 – January – 28  

sparks in stone lanes
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— 28 Jan 2002 Tom Comment

sparks in stone lanes: more more more Sinker! And while we’re at it, a note on the “URGENT AND KEY” section. There are two ways to be promoted to the urgent and key section. One: be good. Two: bribery. There are two ways to be demot[…]

Explaination for large condom delivery at the Neverland Ranch:
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— 28 Jan 2002 Pete Baran Comment

Explaination for large condom delivery at the Neverland Ranch: Michael Jackson just loves the water fights. He loves getting all damp in his fortress of wettitude, loves the joy and laughter that comes from drenching little kids in wet T-Shirts. Real[…]

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do) : 3
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— 28 Jan 2002 Pete Baran Comment

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do) : 3
Drink our last pint faster than any other pint we have drunk. If you watch the drinking habits of anyone you will notice that the first pint of the night goes down considerably quicker than an[…]

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