Posts from 2nd March 2001

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Mar 01

LETTERS PART 4: LUNATICS

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LETTERS PART 4: LUNATICS

10. ‘please respond. you’ve got a decent site. i enjoy fulmitating over the
numerous music journalism solecisms you and your posse of smug-as-smug
hoodwinks commit in each update. you’re a slut. i get my words from
mcsweeney’s and my thoughts from a bare wall on the opposite end of the
room. the feelings i get from your site, i can’t explain them. “happiness,
pride, justification, power, wealth, and mere forgiveness.” as that song
that i don’t know the name of reminds us (lest we forget):

say
a
prayer
for
the
youth
of
america’

11. ‘you are sooo freeakin stupid rage agaoinst the machine rock the house’

12. ‘hey what the hell is this music is great it rules my life and i dont do drugs or anything but, music is important to servive get a life ya losser’

13. ‘i love you fred u r a real rapper
and i love your red cap’

LETTERS PART 3: WHEATUS FANS

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LETTERS PART 3: WHEATUS FANS

7. If u wanna write somethuing about a band…write it good or don’t at all.I think that wheatus is something great.It has no message.Way better than “i kan’t get a chick ’cause i don’t have a job”

8. I just wanted to let you all know that I think the song Teenage Dirt Bag rocks! Someone that means the world to me introduced me to it and every time I play the CD on that song it reminds me of that one special person who I will never see again. Thanks. Keep Rocking!

9. listen you tits you obviously dont know a good song when u fuckin hear it do u teenage dirtbag is brilliant, i mean could any of you guys do any better?? so dont bag it if u dont even understand it.

LETTERS PART 2: PERSONAL ADS

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LETTERS PART 2: PERSONAL ADS

4. ‘craig david i love him’

5. ‘To sysqo I like your Music I love all your song my favourite song is
the thong song My friend Blaine
wants to say he loves all your music and he likes all of your songs.ps can you email us back please From brittany and blaine’

6. ‘I think your song is brill
why don’t you make your own movie
i would be the first one to see it
please bring one out thats if you
can!
from
phil
p.s. try’

FREAKY TRIGGER LETTERS SELECTION PART 1

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FREAKY TRIGGER LETTERS SELECTION PART 1

We do occasionally get letters. Here are some of them.

1. ‘this website is the gayest ive ever seen in the history of the internet!
bye write back please. april’

2. ‘i tink you should have downloads because this site sux’

3. ‘I think you are the dumbest person alive.

Even dumber than fred durst.

Music has helped a lot of people get through a lot of shit, and if you don’t like it, TOO BAD. Who the fuck are you to say that everything is shit? The whole purpose of a critic is to criticize everything, FAIRLY. If you don’t like music, then you shouldn’t criticize it.

YOUR WEBSITE IS THE BIGGEST WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME, AND I’M SO ANGRY NOW I HAVE TO GO AND LISTEN TO METALLICA. THANK YOU AND FUCK YOU’

To Catherine, who HumanClicked me earlier this evening

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To Catherine, who HumanClicked me earlier this evening: I was downloading a file so my computer was very slow – I missed all your posts. Can you drop me a line? Thanks. Though I have to warn you that writing for FT is probably not the best way to become a music journalist.

“Shove a trout down her throat!”

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“Shove a trout down her throat!”: it’s Duel! Jimi vs Janis results and a new match-up.

The Worst of The Worst! (Very Bad Music)

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The Worst of The Worst! (Very Bad Music): I have not dared listen to any of the music but the site is well worth a visit for the selection of hate mail. God bless the Internet!